Saturday, February 02, 2008

4:55 PM 

Dodgy Bob McMayday, The Most Violent Travel Agent In The World

Excitement, she wrote! Yes, I am the proud owner of a brand spanking new laptop. Lappy, as she is affectionately known, set me back only 300 euros- a pittance for the ability to surf wirelessly- what an age we live in.

So here I am, in the colouring-in room, typing away and watching the rugby at the same time. I don't have to limit it to here though, oh no. The world is my oyster, I could work on a screenplay in Starbucks (Tim), surf the net on a surfboard, watch Boondocks on the bus, anything. Probably not the best idea in the world though, I'd only end up losing it somewhere; over the Christmas period I managed to lose a fan heater on the bus, a foot spa in a club and my Rambo jacket in a pub. Knowing my luck Lappy will be pinched by a leprechaun in a museum. Oh no, Lappy is staying here permanantly. I'll handcuff it to the radiator if I have to.

Anyway, must go, there are more websites to visit whilst the EMF from Lappy slowly kills off my gametes.
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Hurrah! Does this mean more regular update from the Artist Currently Known as Skillz?

If so, I like Lappy already.
posted by Blogger Tim  


Yay! Another post. Eventually...

I'm curious: a foot spa in a club? Please tell me it was a health club and not a young-persons-loud-music-and-alcohol-club?
posted by Blogger Inexplicable DeVice  


So... How are your gametes?

That wasn't a come-on.
posted by Blogger Inexplicable DeVice  


Don't believe him - it totally was.

Lock all your windows and doors. They mostly come at night.

Mostly.
posted by Blogger Tim  


Don't make me hug your face, Tim!
posted by Blogger Inexplicable DeVice  


EEEEEEK!
posted by Blogger Tim  




 
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