well....murder is one option......or you could try a 'how are you?' and hope to scare her off like that?

and man are you a facebook geek now or what?!
posted by  Robyn  

You could 'accidently' stumble into her and 'push' her under the bus.

Or! Move house so you don't have to get the same bus ever again.
posted by  Tim  

Or, do your M J-W dance at, and around her, humiliating her so much that she'll never get on your bus again.

Actually, go with Tim's suggestion, just in case she M J-Ws you back!


Hmmm... FaceBook. The Host has reluctantly joined due to peer pressure, but sees little point other than saving precious texts!
posted by  Inexplicable DeVice  

robyn - I could try that, but she's probably plotting to kill me too, I have to make sure I strike first.

tim - Or both!

idv - the MJ-W dance it is!
posted by  skillz  

I was definitely addicted when I joined. That eventually wore off, but I don't know what I would do without Facebook now. I wholly embrace the stalkering.
posted by  Dinah  

*stalks Dinah*
posted by  skillz  

I of course religiously follow the rules. However, one day, it all went a bit crazy...

Take That were playing at the NEC and all the roads were blocked. We had to abandon the bus and walk to the train station. So, I got talking to this girl from the bus. An amateur mistake I'm sure you'll see. We got chatting, as we walked to the train station, and we chatted all the way, it's a good half an hour walk. All very nice.

Now, the problem came next day. I wasn't sure what the etiquete was, should I speak to her again or remain silent? I wimped out and retained a dignified English silence. As did she. We've never spoken since. But sometimes we catch each others eye. It's our little secret. I feel like we had a one night stand...
posted by  Tom  

Man that sounds painful Tom... At least your stiff upper lip remained perfectly intact.
posted by  skillz