Tuesday, May 15, 2007

7:32 PM 

Attack Of The Killer Potatoes

Ok, maybe it wasn't the worst thing ever posted on a blog. But I *did* feel a slight pang of guilt, even if it was only for font-bashing.

So instead, to quote everyone's favourite Jesus freak Ned Flanders, here's a post that's "...about as exciting as a baked potato".

Literally!

The kitchen at work this morning, and as reached into the fridge to grab some milk, there it was:



Ready made baked potatoes. In a freakin' BOX!! Has anyone seen such a thing in their lives?? The tater was suffocating inside a polythene bag designed to be thrown in a microwave, and it came with sachets of filling. I've never been so offended in my life.

Whatever next... Ready made cereal bowls with pre-added malk? Frozen chips with the ketchup already on? Roast dinners that have already ben digested for the uber-lazy?

The mind boggles.
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Mmmmm... I want to try that!

Although the only quarks I know are the astrological kind, and the Ferengi dude from Deep Space Nine - and I certainly don't want either of those on my tatty.

posted by Blogger Tim  


I can't believe some of the things that are provided for lazy-arse consumers these days.
Perhaps there was a packet of pre-grated cheese in the fridge too?

My blood boils whenever I see anyone in the supermarket actually adding such an item to their basket or trolley.

Nincompoops.

posted by Blogger Inexplicable DeVice  


Waitrose sell cheese on toast, it's just grated cheese on bread. I think you can microwave it, it's about £2 too!
posted by Anonymous Tom  


tim - Stephen Hawking must be spinning in his grave (or wheelchair) at the promiscuous use of quark. Though can't say I'm too familiar with the DS9 type.

idv - you're almost right, the consumer of said potato had pre-sliced cheese and ham to add to the mix!

tom - I. Must. Buy. That.

posted by Blogger skillz  


Pre-sliced ham?

Yee gods man. I've only just moved onto pre-cooked ham.

Remember Geroge's micorwavable donner kebabs? Mmm tasty...

posted by Blogger J-Man  


Georgie boy was a legend.

What did you have for dinner George?

Roast chicken!

Really?

Well, roast chicken crisps..

posted by Blogger skillz  




 
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