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Monday, March 12, 2007
6:06 PM I've Got Cocs In My Throat And It's Very Unpleasant: AKA I'b Sick! Not getting sick is so easy it's untrue. All you need to do is drink 300ml of orange Tropicana 5 times a week, and supplement that with plenty of mugs of green tea. The vitamin C boots your immune system, and the antioxidants in the tea give you a shiny glossy coat and strong teeth. Using this system I've managed to avoid illness for yonks now, but miss it out one day and you're potentially ffkked, just like with the pill. Unfortunately, I missed out one of my orange doses this week and I woke up this morning with an extremely sore throat and shivers. The cause? Streptococus. Well, probably. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure I could diagnose most illnesses with a cursive glance. Anyway, it left me somewhat incapacitated today. I was unable to swallow any bleachy Alpen, I couldn't talk to anyone at work, I couldn't talk barcodes, and was barely able to have lunch. The only part of my day that was normal was getting the tube, as nobody talks on the tube (except the mental community). I hope this doesn't last much longer. ----- Nightmares last night about being chased. It's quite a textbook 'mare (like falling) that lots of people get so I shouldn't be too worried, but I think it's a tad unfair that I was being chased by a Terminator/Matrix Agent hybrid- the two things that will never give up a chase. I think I've lost them... fow now.... ----- Pubservation from Saturday night: Why is it that on Pimp My Ride, whenever Xzibit knocks on someone's door it's always the car owner who answers and goes hysterical? I've never seen any shows in the deep South where an inbred hick sees Xzibit walking along the garden path and says "Martha! A coloured feller's-a-trespassin' on ma property! Git the gun!". Leave a comment ::
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I keep hearing an advert on the radio telling me that Hep C is that latest thing that we should all be checking for, but they kinda make it sound like it's actually quite awesome to have, like it's the latest fashion accessory or something. Might you have Hep C?
Wow! Hefty has Tropicana every day and swears by it, I never believed in its power, until now! Sign me up! I have a pubservation (though I'm not in a pub) about those kind of TV shows. The camera often shows the participant opening their front door, from the INSIDE. Yet they always seem so surprised?!
Hep C sounds a lot like Pepsi. Maybe it's the disease of a new generation.
tim - I'll keep an eye out for it, but I might try and go for TB as that's set to be THE in disease this year.
Oh yes. HUGE ones, from the Magic Land of Costco.
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