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			Monday, December 25, 2006 7:13 PM Christmas Uhhhh... I feel more stuffed than a Christmas turkey that's just eaten a whole Christmas dinner. It has been usual seasonal fare so far. Last night me and the boys carried on our Christmas Eve tradition of going to Rickmansworth, meeting Tom and Emma and getting lashed. It is a recent tradition, only 2 years old, but it is a tradition nonetheless! This morning I woke up to a much longer standing tradition; dad cooking xmas breakfast. Nothing fancy, just omlettes, toast and beans. Quite a simple meal, but he always leaves the kitchen looking like it went ten rounds with Mighty Thor. Seeing as there was nothing on telly I watched a Christmas episode of Sopranos, the one where Baccala has to dress up and hand out presents and some little kid says "Fk you Santa!". Bless. A traditional Christmas of course meant the cooking of Christmas dinner; obviously arguments ensued like they always do (I had to constantly point out to my parents why I'm always right and they're always wrong), but somehow we managed to keep the number of times the phrase "Ct off" was used to a record low of 8. Go my family! We tret ourselves (or is it treated ourselves? Am I adopting Ga's Geordie-isms??) to a delicious meal. It was seriously wicked; my honeyed parsnips danced on the pallette like so many little Barishnikovs, and the patented Herby Vegetables were ace (just cook regular veg, but do it under the bonnet of a VW Beetle! Ho ho ho!). I didn't get any presents from the Kwanzabot, but it's been such a good year that I don't mind. Now it's time to chill out with some wine and crap telly. The instant this random number generator reaches zero, Christmas will be over. So, whatever your faith, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan. Ho ho ho, merry everyone! Leave a comment ::		Mmmmmm... honeyed parsnips... * drool * Ha! My first Christmas 'First!'! Shit off, Fuckboxes! Hee hee! 'C*t off' eh? I like it, but don't think I could ever bring myself to use it. Well, not seriously. Swearing always makes me laugh. Especially at Christmas! Merry* it is then. I'll crack open a bottle, too. What's this? Oh, I already have. posted by Inexplicable DeVice Heh. Fuckboxes is making me laugh. Truly the blog that keeps on giving. I hope that your Christmas day was not a few prawns short of a galaxy. posted by Dinah Glad you had an ace XMas! posted by Miss T Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!! posted by Tim I googled 'fckboxes' and guess what the very first link was ;) Dinah - Hang on, I got another call. [click] Yes, Mr. President! I can be in Washington right away! Hope you all, like the Flintstones, had a gay old time! posted by skillz* Lawks! It... It's me!?! I feel like I'm famous! posted by Inexplicable DeVice
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