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Tuesday, September 05, 2006
7:09 PM Rebound  Rest in peace Steve, your unique brand of education and entertainment won't be forgotten! ----- Mug Update: No sign of Timey. I liked Tim and Benny's idea of stealing the mug from Starbucks, I just need a cyanide capsule to place in the roof of my mouth in case I get caught; they're not gonna get me alive! In the mean time, I've been having an affair with Mo:  I think it's just a rebound thing, but she knows the score. Not exactly a 'Bad Muthaf***a', but she's doing a job. ----- Had a chat with Mr Pensions the pensions man today. He told me that if I give them loads of money over the next 30 years I wouldn't be able to touch any of it and by then it's value would have ever so slightly increased. So that's what a pension is. Well it doesn't sound all that great to me, when I hit 30 I'm planning on turning my on/off switch to off. It did get me thinking though; I'm sure I could make more money through gambling than I could a pension, with the added bonus of being able to spend it whenever I want. It's also completely tax free. So here it is: Each month I'm going to 'invest' £20 in myself, and try and increase the value of this kitty by the end of the year by 8% (1% higher than what Mr Pension offered). I plan to do this via the medium of... Betfair! First stop, the England Macedonia match tomorrow. If anyone fancies joining in this fabulous venture, just send me a cheque or a jiffy bag filled with your loose change each month. We'll be stinking rich I tells ya! Or at the very least, stinking. Leave a comment ::
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If you get caught, only tell them your rank and serial number.
No rescue required Tim:
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