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Sunday, August 20, 2006
9:57 AM Yea It Makes Me Smile Guess who Chufty is doing an impression of in the next picture..  Guessed who it is? Come on. You know who it is really. Still haven't got it? It's...... Lily Allen!  She is LITERALLY unable to keep her mouth shut. Look:      Decent night last night. The tunes weren't as great as last week, but they did play Tribute by Tenacious D. It was tempted rip my shirt open after the famous "Nay... we are but men, ROCK!" line, but it was a new shirt (and everyone else recoiling in horror would have ruined the ambience). No sign of my stalker (aka The KLF), but there were two other girls there that looked exactly like her. Maybe she's finally getting to me, and I'm seeing her everywhere like in Being John Malkovich. Must stay strong, this b**** ain't gonna bring me down! Speaking of stalking, The Original Glasses Bird est 2003 was there. Just when I had plucked up the courage to talk to her, Naive by The Kooks came on and I fell to the floor holding my ears writhing in agony. Seriously, that song works better than pepper-spray on me. Leave a comment ::
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Maybe Lily Allen's got some oversized teeth at the back of her mouth that wedge it open...
That could be it. But if it's permanantly open then that invites the prospect of small animals creating a habitat inside her gob. I can just picture a centipede crawling out the side of her mouth.
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