Sunday, August 27, 2006

12:16 PM 

9 Is The Magic Number

With all those new Gillette Fushion adverts flying around on the telly (y'know, those 5 blade razors), I hope some of you long time readers will remember what the future of this industry will be:

9

9's the key number here. Think about it. Love Potion #9. 9 lives for a cat. 9, man, that's the number. 9 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby!
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See I invented a hoover for the garden when I was a small child, then years later Flymo put one out. If only I'd had a blog then, I could have sued them. Incidentally I was 9 at the time.
posted by Blogger iPandah  


That's really unlucky, I feel your pain. You should write to Flymo, the worst they can do is send you a free mower.

Any time I have an idea now I'm going to document it, starting off with the Arse Mint. It does exactly what it says on the packet, a mint for your bum. People will actually want other people to trump with the freshness it will bring.
posted by Blogger skillz  




 
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