Tuesday, July 18, 2006

10:51 PM 

Sarah's Mum

Ok, so this woman has to hear her daughter banging on about how cool Sarah's mum is.



But why is she so concerned? Look at that tie-dyed vest her daughter has on:



Would you really take lessons in being 'cool' from someone wearing that thing??

There is, however, trouble afoot. The daughter inspects the packet:





No added sugar, no added salt. All seems ok right?

Wrong!

The mother has clearly lulled the daughter into a false sense of security. Isn't it possible that, after hearing her sprong banging on about how awesome Sarah's mum is, she's finally snapped and decided to kill her child? Perhaps by adding a lethal dose of salt into her breakfast?



Look at that smile, she's clearly up to something.
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Also, is it wrong to think that the mum is more attractive than the daughter. Um...
posted by Blogger Tim  


Oh deffo. She's probably much cooler too. No tie-dyed shirts and look at those CDs next to her in the first pic; if you zoom right in you can clearly make out Radiohead, RATM and At The Drive-In albums.
posted by Blogger skillz  


I think the daughter is actually Sarah and it's a reverse psychology thing going on or some such thing.

Actually, no I don't

You would though.

posted by Blogger J-Man  


J, you could really be onto something there. The girl is mentally ill and refers to herself in the third person, which the mum is quite clearly p'd off with (hence the 'good for her').
posted by Blogger skillz  




 
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