Nikki is freakin' scary! She's got that vacant look that suggests she's either a bit simple or a serial killer.

Or both.
posted by  Tim  

Oi, leave her alone! She's sweet! The poor little thing has had a lot on her plate recently, what with her teeth problems, dancing goggles and that cow Aslynne.
posted by  skillz  

Crikey - I saw the extreme diary room close-up of her mouth ulcer. She is troubled!

I'm still not convinced by her, but at least, unlike Lea, she's got her own eyebrows.
posted by  Tim  

I love her because she's so paranoid and emotionally volatile- she could burst into tears at any moment. I've seen more composure from the cast of Requiem For A Dream!
posted by  skillz  

i would like to be the little man who drives the Merv mobile. one problem though i masturbate profusley and like sniffing cats anus.will this be a problem? even if i dont tell anyone. like a secret just between us?
posted by  ben  

Benny my boy, as long as you can drive with one hand then I don't see how it could be a problem.
posted by  skillz