There once was a man named Zarqawi
Who tried to go on a safari
He shot at a lion
Who proceeded to try on
Zarqawi as his new human sari


There once was a man named Zarqawi
Who loved to eat calamari
It looked like a rash
When they caught on his 'tash
But we still confused him with Ghandi

There once was a man named Zarqawi
Who once attended a party
He came with his friends
Who were crazy with bends
But his guns were far more alarming
posted by  andi  

Also, the iRaq:

http://www.marathoncomputer.com/irac1.html
posted by  andi  

I like your efforts, but you can't tell me that'Zarqawi' rhymes with Ghandi!

How about:

There once was a man named Zarqawi
Who greeted the geordies with "Haweh!"
But he didn't like Jews
Because he heard in the news
That they worshipped a deity called Yaweh.
posted by  skillz  

There once was a man named Zarqawi
He went to the pub with Mugabe
He got stuffed in a trunk
Whilst ridiculously drunk
And was shipped off to a cell in Zimbabwe
posted by  andi  

Zarqawi arrived pretty late
It must've been quarter past eight
But Nugabe returned
When the prison was burned
To rubble while Zarqawi escaped

Zarqawi met up with Al-Qaeda
A seriously strong bunch of fighters
How can we 'filtrate
Mugabe's strong gate?
By smashing through in a car like Knight Rider.

Zarqawi drove straighter and straighter
He made a hole in the wall like a crater
He carried a bomb
And with great aplomb
He blew up that evil dictator
posted by  andi  

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posted by  skillz