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Thursday, May 18, 2006
5:42 PM I Can See Perfectly... I Can See That Pin Down There! I've just been to the opticians and it turns out I suffer from astigmatism. This came as a complete shock to me, but looking back it does explain why I bleed from the wrists and feet during Easter. Anyway, I need glasses to correct this problem. Apparently the reason I've struggled to understand stuff I've been reading is because the muscles in my right eye are straining; and here's me thinking I was jus fik! It does explain a lot though; why I think everyone looks like someone famous, why some women have appeared attractive only at certain distances (though non-prescription beer goggles has to claim some responsibilty for this), and why I have to stop in the middle of the road in order to be able to read roadsigns. Now it's just a matter of what glasses to go for. Do I opt for the ultra-thin almost invisible specs that look like they would snap during a mild breeze, or the thick emo nerd glasses that are fashionable but would make co-workers beat me up for my lunch money? Leave a comment ::
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hey i bet you wish you kept thoses Fcuk or D&G(forgot which brand they were) ones you found. remember how much clearer you could see all day that day and ...you looked pretty cool in them too. youll be able to see hot girl properly for the first time.....sorry mate but we been telling you for a while....
Shut up you speccy four-eyed tw@
That previous comment is for skillz , not ben as it appears to me...
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