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Thursday, May 04, 2006
12:24 PM Hot Girl! Hot Girl! Hot Girl! The latest in the long line of objects of lust has manifested itself in the form of a colleague, a mysterious woman clad in black who is known only as Hot Girl. I see her daily when we both seem to go for our morning coffees at the same time, yet she doesn't even know I exist. And I'm not being poetic here or anything, she LITERALLY doesn't know I exist. Y'see, when she's making her drink with me standing right next to her, her stylish hairdo drops at an angle, thus blocking her peripheral vision and preventing her from seeing me. It's just like a horse's blinkers; she can see exactly what's in front of her but nothing else. What's a guy to do? Blurt something out when she's off guard, startling her and causing her to spill hot coffee overself causing 3rd degree burns? Eye-contact is definitely the key, but that damned sexy hairdo is getting in the way! Oh woe is me. There must be a way to get around it. Anyway, this diagram pretty much describes it all.  Many thanks to the wonderful Lia for drawing it for me. Her artwork has kept me amused for years now, and it's about time I shared her Paintbrush skills with the world. Please give it up for our new resident (not really, she lives in Germany!) artist, Lia!! WOOOOO! Leave a comment ::
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Hey Neil, that picture is trully uncanny. For one moment I was transported back to the kitchen on the 34th floor while hot girl was making her coffee.spooky....posted by Ben "to lazy to become a member but willing to write a blurb in between his first and second name that would have been harder then signing up" Giles
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