Saturday, May 13, 2006

10:44 AM 

Funk Dancing For Self Defense

"All right, here's the four-one-one, folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly-girl. You just give him one of these." Invaluable advice for protecting your girlfriend (or even virtual girlfriend) on a Saturday night out...

...Or Friday as it happens, as last night in Covent Garden a random girl wanted to show her friends how to do self defence using me as a guinea pig. She drove her knuckle into my ribs to try and hit my "pressure point", but I'd had so much to drink previously that I couldn't feel anything. So she kept trying. And trying. And trying. Eventually we got bored and left them to it, with the smug satisfaction of knowing she didn't get +1 on me.


It bloody KILLS this morning though!
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