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Sunday, November 06, 2005
1:29 PM Bonfire Conspiracy Strange goings on in Stanmore last night. What seemed like a harmless bonfire shindig was in fact a secret IRA arms decommissioning session! We were meant to be oblivious puppets, pawns to keep up the front of a back-garden party, but they clearly underestimated us. Luckily Matt had his camera at the ready to take photographic evidence. Let's start the slideshow. Please dim the lights.  EXHIBIT 1: Fireworks, the exact thing you need when using a fireworks party as a front. How very convenient.  EXHIBIT 2: President of Sinn Fein Gerry Adams lurking by the beer tent. There were rumours that he went up to kids with a torch under his chin and said "Look owt! 'Arm Gerry Adams!". The man is a monster. A mon-ster.  EXHIBIT 3: Vic, chatting to Gerry Adams and a camp man (who is possibly in the IRA).  EXHIBIT 4: Vic with something on her head. What's under it? What is she hiding?  EXHIBIT 5: A 'bonfire'. Or is it? What is that shiny thing beneath the wooden pallettes? A gun? Why was the camp IRA bloke making so many trips to and from the 'bonfire'? What was he throwing in?  EXHIBIT 6: Some girls bum. Are the two young ladies part of the front or members of the IRA? They definitely fancied us though. Donal McIntyre and Roger Cook better watch their backs, there's a new team in town. Leave a comment ::
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